Hey, Sarah Sarah

I would do some very naughty things for a meatball sub from Firehouse.

It has gotten to the point where clerks ask for my date of birth instead of checking my ID so I guess I’ll die now.



Hello Americans! I am an AMEROPHILE. I fell in love with your culture after I saw your hit shows, The Big Bang Theory and Family Guy. Now I understand your whole society, based off of watching just two TV shows! I know your “language” and find it beautiful! Bazinga! I love America because you really mean it when you say “I love you”! I declare freedom to football, 1776! 

fucking freeaboos 

(via hermanmunstercheese)