1. I mean I guess I didn’t expect to be hungover but here I am.

  2. This gay dude said I was “cute for a girl” and we held hands and skipped down the sidewalk.

  3. Carbs and coffee. Thank god.  (Taken with instagram)

    Carbs and coffee. Thank god. (Taken with instagram)

  4. Oh, followers lost - 0

    followers gained - 2

    Score!

  5. Also my friend tagged the most awful photo of me, EVER.

    what are friends for.

  6. I have had less than three hours of sleep and I have to go to work. I just want a hot shower and some fresh water to drink.

    I thiiink I’m probably still a little drunk.

  7. This night is getting ridiculous

  8. I have had way too much to drink

  9. Work is going to be hell tomorrow.

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