That sub didn’t stand a chance. I deep throated that thing.
I would do some very naughty things for a meatball sub from Firehouse.
I’m kinda over having so many bad days.
I just want to hug my mom.
It has gotten to the point where clerks ask for my date of birth instead of checking my ID so I guess I’ll die now.
I love dogs that are super chill. Like my dog just likes to kick it and have her belly rubbed, and I’m so down with that.
Hello Americans! I am an AMEROPHILE. I fell in love with your culture after I saw your hit shows, The Big Bang Theory and Family Guy. Now I understand your whole society, based off of watching just two TV shows! I know your “language” and find it beautiful! Bazinga! I love America because you really mean it when you say “I love you”! I declare freedom to football, 1776!