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obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

(Source: obamallamatime, via horsesforfraublucher)

— 10 hours ago with 423856 notes
I just saw a post on Instagram about someone abandoning their 15-year-old dog at a shelter, so I pulled lil Lacey close and told her how much I love her.

Love your pets, guys. You’re all they have.

I just saw a post on Instagram about someone abandoning their 15-year-old dog at a shelter, so I pulled lil Lacey close and told her how much I love her.

Love your pets, guys. You’re all they have.

— 11 hours ago with 4 notes

elizabitchtaylor:

yeah i’m a Male Feminist ;) sex positive ;) pro porn ;) express yourself babe ;) don’t let the patriarchy stop you from sending me nudes ;)

(via handaxe)

— 13 hours ago with 10935 notes

Tell me I’m pretty.

— 14 hours ago with 5 notes
#quick!