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realbara:

i get on tumblr for like 5 mins while I take the dog out and first thing I see is “lube up this little goose hole” im going back to bed

— 2 hours ago with 8 notes
#lol 

I wish I could be with my friends 24/7. They make me feel okay. I love them so much!

— 8 hours ago with 5 notes
Me:I'm gonna have one beer.
[ten beers later]
Me:Oh lol.
— 9 hours ago with 4 notes
buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

buffbon:

This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

(Source: devilbatghost, via miss-countess-von-fingerbang)

— 12 hours ago with 190074 notes

shaxaphone:

Billy Ray Cyrus was in Sharknado 2 and they didn’t even make him say “My achy breaky shark.” I am eternally disappointed

(via miss-countess-von-fingerbang)

— 12 hours ago with 6858 notes
flyartproductions:

MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN
Lilith with a snake (1886), John Collier / Anaconda, Nicki Minaj

flyartproductions:

MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN

Lilith with a snake (1886), John Collier / Anaconda, Nicki Minaj

(via notthemoon)

— 16 hours ago with 30801 notes