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Babby is so tuckered out.

Babby is so tuckered out.

— 3 hours ago with 2 notes
#lacey 

I love my dog more than most people. Judge me all you want. She makes me so happy.

— 3 hours ago with 4 notes
It’s a little late, but I couldn’t ask for a better best friend. #wcw I love ya, @sunshin310! 😍

It’s a little late, but I couldn’t ask for a better best friend. #wcw I love ya, @sunshin310! 😍

— 4 hours ago with 3 notes
#wcw 

I know I don’t look old enough to never get carded. I’m almost insulted.

I’m just going to assume that the gas station clerk didn’t care.

— 9 hours ago with 3 notes

friku:

where the fuck has this been all my life?????????

(Source: youtube.com)

— 12 hours ago with 180373 notes
gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

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— 13 hours ago with 156456 notes

The Harry Potter Series by J.K Rowling, Illustrations by Mary GrandPré

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— 16 hours ago with 5576 notes
Anonymous asked: My bird always asks for an almond whenever she hears someone open the almond container, but then if she's given one, she usually just throws it on the floor. It's so wasteful, honestly. How do I tell her to get a job and buy her own almonds?


Answer:

disgustinganimals:

Almonds are one of the most water intensive crops. Every time she drops an almond, remove water from her water bottle by drinking from it right in front of her face. Assert water dominance. Birds don’t respond well to English even if they speak it.

Once she’s aware that she’s being flappy winged garbage, let her know you are merciful by showing her a trash can but not throwing her in it. Instead, let her watch you put ads on craigslist for anyone who would like to hire a bird for odd jobs; pest control and tutoring don’t require licenses. (Babysitting may not be jobs suitable for birds.)

Finally show her how to fill out a tax form. Most owners and parents seem to neglect this step.

— 17 hours ago with 120 notes
#flappy winged garbage  #I love this tumblr