if someone leaves me out of something and then invites me to some shit later because no one else wants to go, I’m like “yeah I’ll be right there” and then never show up or answer their texts and I’ll just pretend I fell asleep but we both know
I put my glasses on and it’s like the world is in 3D.
I am drunk and hungry and I love all the people.
Sometimes my phones auto correct capitalizes random words and I leave it because what if it’s giving me secret messages?
I am about to flush my goddamn phone down the toilet.
WHYYY are humans so difficult?