January 2012
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I am 100% drunk now lolz
HOW MANY FOLLOWERS WILL I LOSE TONIGHT
Let’s just call the next however long I spam tumblr “honesty hour” because I am feeling very buzzed and angry.
So I’m supposed to be in this wedding and I’m pretty sure it’s going to be the lamest shit ever.
I foresee myself getting very intoxicated tonight.
What is it that makes us want to live to see another day?
I’m not even happy, but my instinct to survive and fear of the unknown keep me here.
“Human beings are funny. They long to be with the person they love but refuse to...”
– Sigmund Freud (via brittanyyloretta)
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If you don’t like girls, weed, and beer, I’ll say a little prayer for you tonight.
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I want to try ALL the drugs.
PRETTY HANDS FOR PRETTY PETE.
Why do I even talk.
Toddlers and Tiaras is so bad, but so good.
“I really want to have a convo but I so drunk.”
– words of wisdom from yours truly
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Celebrities poop, too.
I spent way too much money but damn was tonight fun.
Druuuuuuunk
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
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I feel like Adam Young is telling me a story.
What exactly are “moves like Jagger”? And Adam Levine really likes corny, excessive rhyming.
I really like music right now because I can literally hear every instrument.
Like the gd tambourine in It Girl.
Chino Moreno’s voice is pure sex.
“I took you home
Set you on the glass
I pulled off your wings
Then I laughed”
omg?!
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i do not want to watch Japanese lesbian porn Internet so stop it OKAY
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SHOUTOUT TO MIDWESTHOTMESS
you’d be my very best friend if you lived nearby
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i’m imagining smoking with doobiefry and karenfelloutofbedagain and omg that would be badass
how weird am i right now on a scale from one to really high?
SO MUCH TUMBLR LOVE
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god it just REALLY hit me that all of you reading this are really people and that trips me out a little
and i demand cuddles from veganatalie, jusky, and kaonicks, STAT
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I bet a hug from jusky would be the bomb right now… he seems really warm, ya know?
Like I just keep looking at that cactus post and it makes me so fucking happy I can’t even explain it.
